The Six Year Plan - Yellow Fever

Dear Reader,

There comes a time in everyone's life when they get sick. Really fucking sick. And dammit, it can't be ignored. This epidemic may in fact be the single most influential disease to strike the United States of America. Currently, three of your very own beloved Daily Serge writers are stricken with this disease. Staff writers Johnathan French, Michael Serge, and myself fell victim, and may remain infected for the rest of our lives.

There is no vaccine.

There is no cure.

This is a legitimate threat.

A wise man once called it "an underestimated phenomenon."

This, Dear Reader, is the Yellow Fever: the uncontrollable desire that White men develop for Asian women.

This is no fable. This is not to be confused with the mild, cold-like Yellow Fever. And it certainly isn't based on any of this nonsense. Once the disease takes you, there is almost NO going back. It is an insatiable appetite; a hunger that drives the strongest willed men mad. To resist is futile, and to deny is flat out idiotic. It's actually best to just give in. What's the harm, right?

Everyone goes through their phase. That is, unless the phase becomes permanent...

And come on, let's be honest, who would YOU pick? I know my choice...




Until Next Time