The Six Year Plan - Gin

Dear Reader,

Considering I'm a busy man, I'm going to try to keep this post short and sweet. I'm about to head out to UVA with my roommate to meet some old friends, and engage in various shenanigans. Most of which, will involve the Rocky Horror Picture Show. You're so jealous.

Anyway, most of these shenanigans involve a catalyst known to some as alcohol.

Now, if you've been reading my posts at all, you know one thing. The Six Year Plan loves some alcohol. I've tried just about anything I could get my hands on, and without a doubt, one alcohol rises above all others. That my friends, is Gin.

Let me tell you why I love Gin.

1. ITS TASTY

Unlike other alcohols, Gin is made with Juniper Berries, a coniferous plant. Gin was originally used for medicinal purposes, which explains why this alcohol is mixed with its herbal counterpart. Regardless, this plant gives Gin its distinct flavor. I don't know how it's processed or anything. All I know is I like it. And you should too. And if you don't, then screw off and stick to your bland, tasteless, watery vodka.

2. NO HANGOVERS

Not once have I ever gotten sick, or been hungover after a night of indulging in lovely Gin. If you knew me personally, you would know why that is so important.

3. ITS CLASSY

Have you ever seen anyone drinking Gin and thought to yourself "Well, that sure looks trashy." No, you haven't. That's because Gin is a gentleman's and a ladies drink. Gin is fucking classy. That's alot more than I can say about those tequila drinkers out there...

4. YANCEY RELAYS

I know, I know. I've alluded to these in previous posts, and I'm sure you're all super curious, but the Yancey Relay deserves it's own damn post, and I'm going to give it one. All you need to know right now, is that the glorious Yancey Relay would not exist without Gin.

5. ITS GOOD BECAUSE THE SIX YEAR PLAN SAYS SO

Hey dude, logic is logic. I'm kind of a big deal, and you should listen to me. Case closed.

"It's not Gin. It's Liquid Soul."

Until Next Time

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