The Six Year Plan: Christmas in July

Dear Readers:

If you're an avid reader of The Daily Serge, then you know all about how we're all awesome people, and love to please. If you're not an avid reader, shame on you. And if you don't think The Daily Serge staff is totally awesome, then you clearly missed the posts where we gave random shit away. Like the TDS Coffee Mug and TDS Messenger Bag.

Now unfortunately for you, those giveaways are old as hell, and consequently the items have been given away. Per usual. Luckily though, Staff Writer Jonathan French bailed your asses out, and hooked up The Six Year Plan with a  publicity scheme. So here it is: The Bacardi Stein.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself "But why would I want that? I'm not a huge fan of rum, and even if I was, I never drink Bacardi. This is a silly prize, and I am not interested." Well, dear reader, if you happen to be thinking that, you're wrong. For three reasons:

1. It's Free. 

2. I'm giving it to you, so it's pretty much the closest thing to God you'll ever see. 

3. There's no rule that says you can't put other liquids in the stein. Really, anything from vodka to gin, tequila to scotch. Shit, you could try some orange juice if you're really feeling risky. It's like if there were a rule saying it's wrong to pour beer into empty Coke cans, then drink it from there, to better hide your potential alcoholism. Spoiler Alert: Fun Police don't exist. 

So you're probably wondering how to obtain such a glorious item. Well, its quite simple. All you need to do is log-on to Facebook, "like" The Daily Serge, and comment on THIS POST regarding the giveaway. The content of your comment should be which concoction you would like to mix and consume from this stein. Original content is preferred, but won't affect your chances of winning. After you comment, simply share the post, so all your friends have a chance to win too. The drawing will/should be completely random, and the giveaway will end in two weeks.

Oh, and if enough people share the post (like 30 or so) I'll throw in a free batch of Kretzels. You remember, the delicious treats I imagined that taste like Christmas? Yeah, those. So hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband too, cuz we giving everything away. Good Luck. 

Until Next Time


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